Old dude, if you would return
Don't make us burn, don't let us fade
I'm sure we're not being rude
It's your lousy attitude
That's tearing us apart
And ruining our party
We swore, we swore we would be true
But Johnny so did you
So why are you holding Ted's hand
Is that the way we stand
Are you lying all the time
Is it a power game to you

But we're all in so deep
You know we've all been fools for you
You had us wrapped around your finger
But made a left and let us linger
Did you have to, did you have to
Did you have to flip us the finger

Oh, we hoped the best from you
And wished nothing would go wrong
But we were wrong
It went wrong
If you, if you could try
Try not to lie
Things wouldn't seem so confused
And we wouldn't feel so abused
But I think you already knew
We just cannot vote for you

And we're all in too deep
We were all such fools for you
You had us wrapped around your finger
But your left turn left us to linger
Did you have to, did you have to
Did you have to flip us the finger

We're in way too deep
We were all such fools for you
You had us wrapped around your finger
But your left turn left us to linger
Why did you have to, did you have to
Did you have to flip us the finger

But we're no longer such fools for you
No longer wrapped around your finger
Go on across the aisle, we'll just linger
And when you look back, when you look back
We'll be returning that middle finger