A brief explanation of my "Obama/Duke" banner may be in order. At first glance it may seem contradictory but that's the simple beauty of my plan.

Seeing as my candidate has suffered a minor, but noticable drop in the polls, in part due to his late, lamentable association with Pastor Jeremiah Wright, it could be the right time to throw a curve ball out of the blue, if that makes any sense.

What better way to prove that you're not a closet racist than to add David Duke to your presidential ticket? I can't think of one. Well, at the moment, anyway.

By choosing a running mate who happens to make John McCain look like Vladimir Lennin, Barrack can effectively silence all criticism of his true intentions. Did that sound right?

Oh well, just think of the possibilities this team could offer the masses. To have your cake and eat it too has long been considered nothing more than an unattainable fairy tale, but if anyone could do it, this team could.