Beady Dangerous Eyes

Her face is looking old

Tight lips no surprise

Her heart is always cold

She's got beady dangerous eyes

She'll sic her cronies on you

She won't even think twice

She's from New York, you know

She's got beady dangerous eyes.

 

And she'll sleaze you

Then appease you

Cross your legs before she knees you

She's atrocious and she knows just

How to give the bum's rush

She got pantsuit hidden thunder thighs

She's got beady dangerous eyes

 

She says she'll save your home

You know she's not right

She wants her own personal throne

She got beady dangerous eyes

She won't stumble on you

But will throw you like rice

Until you don't know what's true

She's got beady dangerous eyes

 

Say's she knows you, then dispose of you

On your knees for the crumbs she throws you

She's obnoxious and she hates just

Everyone who admits they're pro Bush

Both the “boys” wanna make her cry

She's got beady dangerous eyes

 

And she'll sleaze you

Then appease you

Set you up before she knees ya

She's atrocious, and she knows just

How to deal with someone pro Bush

Hubby Bill, he can only sigh

She's got beady dangerous eyes

 

She'll sleaze you

Try to please you

Then she knees ya

She's got beady dangerous eyes

Say's she knows you, then she throws you

Does she know ya?

She's got beady dangerous eyes

Now, that's good.

Now, that's good.

Horrible Hillary

Thank you, I'm glad you liked it. It was based on "Bette Davis Eyes" by Kim Carnes, as I'm sure you know. While I'm at it, "Finger" is ripped from "LInger" by the Cranberries, and my theme song "Timmy's havin' fun" comes from "Janie's got a gun" by Aerosmith. Next up for me to ruin is "Only Time" by Enya. Explanations wouldn't be as necessary if I can ever get them made into songs. I'm still trying, we'll see what happens.

News Update

Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies "These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Excellent trade, sir."

fair trade

And they say that Bush is dumb.